Dear Nervous,
A few quick questions:
1. What’s the name of this bar? If it is Boozy Floozies, or Floozy Season then that’s a solid no to giving out your number. If it includes the word “crumpets” for any reason, then sure. If it is called The Bar at the Four Seasons, then stay right there, you can buy me a drink.
2. Do people ever say you remind them of any of the following: Janet Jackson at the Super Bowl. Dolly Parton singing “Islands in the Stream.” A commercial for two basketballs. If so, ask the man who wants your number to close his eyes and name any color remotely close to that of your hair. When he closes his eyes, run.
3. Do you have an unnatural affection for Dora the Explorer? If yes, you’re on your own. (This has nothing to do with man at the bar.)
Love and air hugs,
Mrs. B

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